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Math porn

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sashayed:

"Wind is God’s way of balancing heat. Wind is the way you shift heat from areas where it’s hotter to areas where it’s cooler. That’s what wind is. Wouldn’t it be ironic if in the interest of global warming we mandated massive switches to energy, which is a finite resource, which slows the winds down, which causes the temperature to go up? Now, I’m not saying that’s going to happen, Mr. Chairman, but that is definitely something on the massive scale. I mean, it does make some sense. You stop something, you can’t transfer that heat, and the heat goes up. It’s just something to think about." —Joe Barton really did make these words out of his actual stupid fucking mouth hole. 
“The earth will end only when God declares its time is over,” declared Rep. John Shimkus (R-Ill.), at the same hearing, in real life, in 2009, which was only five years ago. At press time, both of these fucking flapjacks are still serving as elected representatives for the most powerful country on earth.

sashayed:

"Wind is God’s way of balancing heat. Wind is the way you shift heat from areas where it’s hotter to areas where it’s cooler. That’s what wind is. Wouldn’t it be ironic if in the interest of global warming we mandated massive switches to energy, which is a finite resource, which slows the winds down, which causes the temperature to go up? Now, I’m not saying that’s going to happen, Mr. Chairman, but that is definitely something on the massive scale. I mean, it does make some sense. You stop something, you can’t transfer that heat, and the heat goes up. It’s just something to think about." —Joe Barton really did make these words out of his actual stupid fucking mouth hole

“The earth will end only when God declares its time is over,” declared Rep. John Shimkus (R-Ill.), at the same hearing, in real life, in 2009, which was only five years ago. At press time, both of these fucking flapjacks are still serving as elected representatives for the most powerful country on earth.

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marquitawontstoptalking:

This “Can We Guess Who You Are in 20 Questions” thing is bullshit. 

No shit. It just told me I’m a teenager in college.

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thatwritinglife:

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this

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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

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nevver:

The city center, Belgium

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joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?



Ngram Viewer is book search, not internet search you idiots.

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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Ngram Viewer is book search, not internet search you idiots.

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